elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via troyesivan)

pemsylvania:

i am outraged that Smucker’s has been CANNING people on their birthdays for YEARS and NO ONE has said anything

horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

your son. he is dead

(Source: panerasexual, via fake-mermaid)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via fake-mermaid)

speedlimit15:

blue-eyed-cow:

that’s unfortunate

haha no nip fred

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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(Source: kiljayden, via diet-tampon)

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

(via tyleroakley)